Today are carrying the singing rodent who is singing 'Jingle Bells' though it sounds remarkably like 'Paedophile'. If you didn't hear the broadcast, you can listen here. John Humphrys says it's all in the listeners mind. What do you think? If you prefer some improved quality of reporting of the incident, you can read what the Sun has to say on the issue here.
Honestly, you couldn't make it up!